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Dearest One, I am very sorry if I may violate your policy or in any way or hurt your feelings by intruding into your privacy, actually, I am sincerely in need of your assistance. Please don't be offended. I felt I could make a good friend with you. First and foremost and brief self introduction, I am MarkJames David, 18 years old and the only son of my late parents Mr.and Mrs.Toure David My father was a highly reputable business magnate-(a cocoa merchant) who operated in the capital of COTE D’ IVOIRE,Former staff of Air Afrique hostess a nationaliy in  West Africa, and was a  serving director of the GOLD Exporting board until his death.  During his days he was poisoned by his business associates who connived with his relative in one of their outings on a business trip and since then was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by his relatives who was so jealous of his wealth and progress. But God knows the truth! My mother died when I was a baby. Before the death of my father in August 2007 he secretly called me on his bedside in hospital and told me that he has a sum of $16.5 million US DOLLARS (Sixteen million five hundred thousand USD) He said he used my name to Deposit the funds with a Bank as his only son, as well as the next of kin to the money.  He also explained that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his relatives that I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer these funds to and use it for investment purposes. I want you to assist me transfer the funds to your country as I explain to you that this funds  was deposited in the Bank .I am just 18 years old and a high school leaving certificate holder and really don't know what to do.  Now I want a  guardian outside Country where I can transfer this fund and equally come over to further my education because it is one of the instructions that my father left for me. This is because I have suffered a lot in my life after the death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life. My dear, I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards.. Your suggestion and ideas will be highly regarded. In accepting to help me, I will have to introduce you to the Bank  as my foreign partner and guardian. Please, consider this and get back to me as soon as possible, I am looking forward to hearing from you, please do not turn me down because you are the Gods sent that can help me out. Thank you so much. Mr.Mark James David.

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Dear brothers in the Lord, 
  
  
Let me inform you of my desire to enter into business relationship with you.i Taiwan YOUR NAME AND YOUR CONTACT IN ONE OF Directorys. I prayed for you and select the name among other names due to its nature and taking into account the recommendations given to me as someone strong and trustworthy to do business and their recommendations should not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business. 
Cocoa Merchant Cliffordsam soybean oil, the only son of Mr. and Mrs. Joshua Cliffordsam, my father was very rich in Abidjan, economic capital of Ivory Coast before he was poisoned to death by their members with production companies to talk business. When my mother died on 20 October 2002, my father took me so special because I'm MOTHERLESS.BEFORE the death of my father on 19 November 2007 in a private hospital here in Abidjan. 
He secretly called me to his side and told me he has an amount of $ 6,500,000 U.S. (six million U.S. dollars cien mil)) to the left in an account at a local bank here in Abidjan, which is used on behalf of my family just HER DAUGHTER DEPOSITION FUND.HE also explained that there was such a wealth who was poisoned by his business associates, he must find a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I can transfer this money and use it for investment purposes (such as Real Estate Management). / Sir or Madam, I am honorably seeking your assistance in the following ways. 
1) provide a bank account where this money would be transferred 
2) to serve as guardian of this fund. 
3) Agreement to let me go to his country to continue my studies and obtain a residence permit FOR ME IN YOUR COUNTRY. 
Moreover, sir, I am willing to offer 25% of 
The total sum as compensation for their efforts ENTRY 
Following the success of this transfer of funds from your 
OVERSEA.FURTHERMORE nominated account, you can indicate your preference to help me because I believe that this agreement is concluded within seven (7) days you signify interest to assist me. 
Your ............................? Name 
             
Your ...................................? age 
             
Your Country ..............................? 
             
Your ............................? occupation 
             
B Your personal mobile N $ (B. ...................? 
             
Thank you and God bless. 
Regards 
Rita Cliffordsam 

Anti-Terrorist And Monetary Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar. Hoover Building Washington Dcli

  
Attn: Beneficiary,

 This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule,Larry Christopher, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen, Puppy Scammers are impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation.

 During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment.

 Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by coordinating your payment in
total USD$11,000.000.00 in an ATM CARD which you can use to withdraw money from any ATM MACHINE CENTER anywhere in the world with a maximum of $4000 to $5000 United States Dollars daily. You now have the lawful right to claim your fund in an ATM CARD.

 Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect the American Citizens. All I want you to do is to contact the ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $190 only and note that your Approval Slip which contains details of the agent who will process your transaction.

  
CONTACT INFORMATION
NAME: REV. moses correly
EMAIL: <removed>
Do contact Rev. Daniel Smith of the ATM CARD CENTRE with your details:
FULL NAME:_______________________________________________
HOME ADDRESS:__________________________________________
MOBILE:___________________________________________________
CELL:_____________________________________________________
CURRENT OCCUPATION:____________________________________
BANK NAME:_______________________________________________

 So your files would be updated after which he will send the paymentinformation’s which you'll use in making payment of $190.00 via Western
Union Money Transfer or Money Gram Transfer for the procurement of your Approval Slip after which the delivery of your ATM CARD will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay.

 We order you get back to this office after you have contacted the ATM SWIFT CARD CENTER and we do await your response so we can move on with our
Investigation and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you.
Thanks and hope to read from you soon.

 ROBERT S. MUELLER,
DIRECTOR
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535